Springing Forward Grown and Sexy Style

With the fall semester behind us, many students here at SC are ready to start fresh with a clean slate. With that being said, I hope that the students at SC are also ready to internalize lessons learned. 
Last semester SC had a painstaking peak in hospital visits due to foolish, eager, freshman girls who apparently disappointed  mommy and daddy by frolicking in mini-skirts to Frat houses & drinking uncontrollably, to the point of hospitalization.  
This angered many upper-classmen, myself included, as we all had to PAY, due to the Row (block of frat and sorority houses) being shut down for 2 weeks as a form of punishment. THANKS !!! (in my sarcastic barbie voice)  
So to ALL Freshman and ALL others who were hospitalized due to drinking irresponsibly this is for you>> in case you did not catch the MEMO from your experience here's a refresher!


LESSON #1

-By all means have fun but be grown and sexy about it!! I can understand how it can be with Mom and  Dad away... your first taste of independence and all but you have learned that going hard (drinking profusely) can still get you caught up! ( a phone call to mom and dad) Lets not take away the pride mom and dad  have in you. Imagine their thought processes "my girl is so smart, got accepted into a prestigious institution, so proud of her, she wants to be in a Sorority-no problem' RING RING "Excuse ME sir your daughter is in the hospital she had to get her stomach pumped..." YEA NOT A GOOD LOOK






Here are some tips to keep you grown and sexy.. party hardy with class


TIP #1
 - If you are going to wear a mini-skirt, dress or any variation of the two and you know you intend to get 
chocolate shwasted!
    Put on some boy shorts/spandex shorts so your AZZ is not hanging out by the end of the night. >> NOT Sexy.










TIP #2

Trust!!!  those bright ideas you may have while drunk are actually pretty stupid... for instance..  if you get that certain superman, invincible, bold and brave courage to POP off at the mouth ( talk smack) to a friend, foe or stranger .. you might just get SUCKA PUNCHED in the EYE...so don't follow through or you will wake up the next day and realized that *ish was not Grown or Sexy AT ALL









TIP 3

Probably the most important tip of all....if you are going to an frat invite prepare yourself!! HunnnKneeeee pack a bag (itbetter4you) !! Regardless of your status with your date, it is still called the WALK OF SHAME for a reason. So if you know, or even think that you may end up on your BACK by the end of the night prepare yourself with a change of clothes and an inconspicuous overnight bag .. So you can come home in the morning in sweats or workout clothes Versus your dress from last Night>>>NOT GROWN OR SEXY